Well I found it funny…

Why I’m Divorced
Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and
say ‘Happy Birthday!’, and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ‘ Happy Birthday.’

I thought….well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids…. they will remember.

My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn’t say a word. So
when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my handsome boss Rick, said, ‘Good morning lady,

and by the way Happy Birthday!’ It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o’clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, ‘You know, It’s

such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do

you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.’

I said, ‘Thanks, Rick, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!’

We went to lunch. But we didn’t go where we normally would go. He chose
instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I
enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Rick said, ‘You know, It’s such a beautiful day…

we don’t need to go straight back to the office, do we?’

I responded, ‘I guess not. What do you have in mind?’
He said, ‘Let’s drop by my place, it’s just around the corner.’

After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, ‘If you don’t mind,
I’m going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.’
‘Ok.’ I nervously replied.


He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out carrying a

huge birthday cake, followed by my husband,my kids, and dozens of
my friends and co-workers, all singing ‘Happy Birthday’.

And I just sat there….
on the couch….



June 1, 2011. Uncategorized.

One Comment

  1. JC replied:

    I found it very funny. 🙂

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

Trackback URI

%d bloggers like this: