Mine or Yours?
Yesterday I went to the mall. R has a birthday quickly approaching and I needed some to stock up on some birthday cheer. The mall is not a safe place for me at this time of year. All of the Spring and Summer fashions are just hitting the stores and I find it hard to resist them. My mission was R’s Birthday present, my accomplishments were lots of new things for me. Those evil retailers tempt me with their wares, they display it all oh so perfectly and I am a buy right from the display shopper. Upon entering one store my heart beat escalating, my hands felt clammy and I had a general sense of unease as I knew without a doubt, I was about to spend money.
I did not leave the mall empty-handed, however I do think that someone should remind me whose birthday it is. Mine or R’s?
My newest love…
About a year and a half ago I needed a new blackberry, but someone new had caught my eye. The Apple iPhone. My fickle heart just couldn’t decide, but in the end I stayed true to blackberry because I just couldn’t live without my bbm (blackberry messenger for those of you not quite hip enough to catch my lingo, yes that means you B & B and BA). Well my beloved blackberry had seen some better days, I am not exactly gentle with my phones, I drop them, a LOT. The buttons peeled off on the bottom and let’s face it, RIM just isn’t doing well. I like to be on the winning team, I have a small competitive streak, so I made the switch last week to Apple iPhone. More people I know now have iPhone instead of Blackberry, R has had his iPhone for a couple of years, in fact he is due for an upgrade soon I think. He should totally hold out for iPhone 5. My new phone practically does everything for me, I don’t even have to dial a number thanks to Siri. My friend GM even knows how to hook Siri up through my bluetooth in the car!! Siri is probably the most amazing woman you will ever speak too. She knows pretty much everything, she knows all your friends phone numbers, she types exactly what you say, she finds gas stations, restaurants, reminds you to do things. She is one of my new best friends! If you haven’t met her yet you should go out and get yourself an iPhone and introduce yourself. You will not regret it.
Random thoughts for April…
If April showers bring May flowers then what does April snow bring us?
Have you ever wondered why anyone cares what came first, the chicken or the egg? I know I don’t care.
My favourite line from the tv show The Office is by Michael Scott “I am not Superstitious but I am a little stitious”. lol
How come our feet get cold on hot days?
Did you know they say it’s impossible to lick your elbow? Try it.
For the impending zombie apocalypse, what will be your weapon of choice and why? I am thinking machete, its bad ass.
Why is abbreviations such a long word when it means the opposite of long words? WTF?
Apparently if you drop a raisin in a glass of champagne it’s supposed to bounce up and down continuously. Can someone else try this? I would hate to ruin the taste of my champagne with a raisin.
Elephants can’t jump. I don’t know how to prove this, but apparently it’s true.
Where is Waldo?? And more importantly does anyone really want to find him.
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? I like to have both myself.
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? This is ALWAYS true for me. ALWAYS.
What does PU stand for (as in “PU, that stinks!”)? Pee Urine? That’s my guess. And one of my favourite all time insults I slung at R once was, ‘Oh ya, well you smell like PEE!” Use that one, no one knows how to respond. It’s golden. Pun intended. 🙂
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